Top 5 Office (Season 5) Moments: #1: Dwight+Silence of the Lambs related humor = ALWAYS FUNNY in my book. Don’t judge me.

Top 5 Office (Season 5) Moments: #1: Dwight+Silence of the Lambs related humor = ALWAYS FUNNY in my book. Don’t judge me.

Top 5 Office (Season 5) Moments: #2: Jim and Pam find out she’s pregnant. I’m not really all about romantic arcs or romance related angst. Or a ‘shipper (get real people). But I thought this was a genuine moment and I think John Krasinski played it expertly.

Top 5 Office (Season 5) Moments: #2: Jim and Pam find out she’s pregnant. I’m not really all about romantic arcs or romance related angst. Or a ‘shipper (get real people). But I thought this was a genuine moment and I think John Krasinski played it expertly.

Top 5 Office (Season Five) Moments: #3: Michael and Holly being dorks. This was the first of many great moments between these two. I think that Michael’s antics mostly get out of hand, alarmingly fast, but at least when Holly was around the crazy was reined in somewhat.

Top 5 Office (Season Five) Moments: #3: Michael and Holly being dorks. This was the first of many great moments between these two. I think that Michael’s antics mostly get out of hand, alarmingly fast, but at least when Holly was around the crazy was reined in somewhat.

Top 5 Office (Season Five) Moments: #4: The Cheese Puff toss cold open. This photo doesn’t quite capture what a great cold open it was, but hopefully you get the gist.

Top 5 Office (Season Five) Moments: #4: The Cheese Puff toss cold open. This photo doesn’t quite capture what a great cold open it was, but hopefully you get the gist.

Top 5 Office (Season 5) Moments: #5: Dwight pretending to apply to Cornell to haze Andy. For me, Jim fucking with Dwight’s head is some of the funniest moments on the show. So to see Dwight, in turn apply years of pranks towards messing with Andy, makes my heart warm.

Top 5 Office (Season 5) Moments: #5: Dwight pretending to apply to Cornell to haze Andy. For me, Jim fucking with Dwight’s head is some of the funniest moments on the show. So to see Dwight, in turn apply years of pranks towards messing with Andy, makes my heart warm.

Last year, while searching for child care for our 2-and-a-half-year-old son, my husband and I thought we had we found the perfect arrangement: an experienced home day care provider whose house was an inviting den of toddler industriousness. Under her magical hand, children drifted calmly and happily from the bubble station to the fairy garden to the bunnies and the trucks, an orchestrated preschool utopia. But when I asked: “Are any of the children here unvaccinated?” the hope of my son’s perfect day care experience burnt to a little crisp. As it turned out, one child had a philosophical or religious exemption—a convenient, cover-all exemption that many doctors grant, no questions asked, when a parent requests one.

My son has cancer. He can’t go into day care because of unvaccinated children.

They picked a kind of hilarious picture to go with this very serious article.

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um. wut.

penguin42: i don’t know why horatio already has glasses
penguin42: then puts on more glasses

oh internets

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“I Never Said I Was Deep” by Jarvis Cocker

That must be one powerful book. It sits on a shelf balefully, emanating damaging gay-rays that permeate the whole town, and disrupting the sexual health of its inhabitants. Perhaps the elderly are especially fragile and sensitive to its effects. Imagine some tired old codger, exhausted after a lifetime of aggressive heterosexuality, sitting in his easy chair before the TV, and suddenly he starts feeling frisky at the sight of Matlock reruns — it must be distressing. And the fault must lie in some kids’ book sitting in a library a few miles away, undermining their ancient manliness.

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